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When the power goes out it's a perfect time to break out the candles and Dutch Blitz!  #poweroutage #candlesmakeanightgreat #gettingmygameon #sonotwinning
We are trying to get the kids back on school schedule. We sent them to bed 30 minutes ago, and I figured a check in was due. This is what I find..... Bailey says I can't believe how many of these I can fit in my hair. #sonotwinning #parenthood #bqcktoschool
We are trying to get the kids back on school schedule. We sent them to bed 30 minutes ago, and I figured a check in was due. This is what I find..... Bailey says I can't believe how many of these I can fit in my hair. #sonotwinning  #parenthood  #bqcktoschool 
Well I got one item accomplished. Bahaha I'm a mom to little athletes.. where's that hot husband at tho... bahahahaha #goalsinlife #sonotwinning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Well I got one item accomplished. Bahaha I'm a mom to little athletes.. where's that hot husband at tho... bahahahaha #goalsinlife  #sonotwinning  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
When you are FINALLY home and settled from OR but hungry AF...yes I say AF.... and all your dishes are dirty. And oh ya, there is no food in your fridge because why would I, the responsible grown up that I am, grocery shop when you are going to be gone for a week? So you eat gluten free Cocoa Puffs with a smile. All the sugar was there but not the gluten πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ #momlife #sonotwinning #longlongtravelday #imissmygirl #goodnight #chocolatemilk
When you are FINALLY home and settled from OR but hungry AF...yes I say AF.... and all your dishes are dirty. And oh ya, there is no food in your fridge because why would I, the responsible grown up that I am, grocery shop when you are going to be gone for a week? So you eat gluten free Cocoa Puffs with a smile. All the sugar was there but not the gluten πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ #momlife  #sonotwinning  #longlongtravelday  #imissmygirl  #goodnight  #chocolatemilk 
Game night with Dad! πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ#lettingthemwin #sonotwinning #family #winterevenings❄️ #monopolyjunior #hasbro #siblingsatwar
I gots the flu. #sonotwinning
Let's recap what happened yesterday... I worked 10 hours then proceeded to drop my Mickey ice cream on the ground #sonotwinning #IGotAnAInClumsy #WhyMusttheWorldBeSoCruel
I'm so dead! Hangs potatoes? But seriously, these ppl obviously DON'T live in NJ. You gotta sell your family to buy real estate out here. Their budgets be insane with the MOST basic jobs! #sonotwinning Lolol
I'm so dead! Hangs potatoes? But seriously, these ppl obviously DON'T live in NJ. You gotta sell your family to buy real estate out here. Their budgets be insane with the MOST basic jobs! #sonotwinning  Lolol
#MrsElf has delivered the tree tonight, so I've done the fatherly duties of doing battle with the Christmas lights, one bulbs gone and I can't find the other set! So far we're winning....... #SoNotWinning #elfontheshelf #TheDad #Threeagainstone #Dadblogger
Let the costume wars..BEGIN! #sonotwinning #halloween #party
Oh poooo. Last minute dash for a 3000 word essay!! How does she do it?? Procrastinating shopping !! Wheeh! #3000words!!! #itsover90000 #feels #procatinatipn #sonotwinning #fuckno #cool #800wordssortadown #unilyfe #alreadysweaty
When you have tried your upmost to be as discreet as possible to breastfeed your lg whilst lm is at rugby training, but your lg has other ideas! πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ™„ #really😳 #fortheloveofgod #whydoievenbother #somuchfortheeffort #walkingadvertisement #thejoysofbreastfeeding #breastfeedingmom #sonotwinning #lovingsundayalready
Sometimes you have just enough energy to scramble a few eggs and open a premade bag of chicken fried rice... #sonotwinning #igiveupontoday
Sometimes you have just enough energy to scramble a few eggs and open a premade bag of chicken fried rice... #sonotwinning  #igiveupontoday 
Think I'll just press this button and try again tomorrow. #sonotwinning
Think I'll just press this button and try again tomorrow. #sonotwinning 
Playing poker and so not winning.... #poker #pokerchamp #not #cards #cardgame #winner #sonotwinning
Good News😊: All green lights this morning. 🚦 Bad NewsπŸ˜”: Here I am at work early. πŸ™ #stupidmonday #sonotwinning #wastedgreenlights
Wine and pontoon πŸ·πŸ’°πŸ’Έ hoping to win the big monies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #wine #pontoon #cards #gamblingbig #money #sonotwinning #lol
I absolutely suck at this game and Hubby is kicking my ass!! But Im having a blast anyway. Plus, when else do I get to legitimately wear bowling shoes!  #bowling #downtime #fun #balance #competition #relaxing #games #shoes #winning #sonotwinning
So let's play a game, what does leftover birthday cotton candy, vodka and an apple have in common?! Dinner for this mama. Why? Because a one year old with a ridic fever for days, a whiney tired worn out 6YO, and a bratty (but precious) 8 YO are making me lose ma damn mind 😜  #applesaregreen #soarevegetables #itspracticallysalad #cottoncandymartini #ineedanightout #ormaybeamonth #dontworrythekidshadlunchables #sonotwinning
The #iqs team won't believe this,  but in the ongoing saga of Zoe Tries To Test The Allergy Free Bread,  this morning I prepped and assembled all the ingredients. And then discovered that my processor seems to have gone missing in the move, and that the only thing that even resembles it is the world's smallest jug. #sonotwinning #gottolaugh #help #thisbreadbetterbeworthit
The #iqs  team won't believe this, but in the ongoing saga of Zoe Tries To Test The Allergy Free Bread, this morning I prepped and assembled all the ingredients. And then discovered that my processor seems to have gone missing in the move, and that the only thing that even resembles it is the world's smallest jug. #sonotwinning  #gottolaugh  #help  #thisbreadbetterbeworthit 
Having the worst luck today. Ugh. @roxmcfly @kbruce7 @poppawp #roundone #valentinesday #daydate #wizardofoz #sonotwinning
When you're seriously bored as hell...and instead of going out into society and being a productive citizen...you sit around making stupid faces to the camera and trying out a new layout app. Awesome. My parents would be so proud. #INeedALife #WTF #DailyDoseOfStupid #Stupidity #Boredom #LA #HappyTuesday #ManhattanBeach #Southbay #SoNotWinning #ImSoMature #IHaveIssues #Bonkers 😳😬
Just wondering... Is there a prize for ugly #gingerbreadmen ? #winningit #sonotwinning #christmascookies
When you tried to be cute & take a pic but fell & had to thug it out but then realized you look like the minion on your shirt...#sonotwinning #imnotthatbadtho #allicandoislaugh